Sunday, March 26, 2006

Give Me Candle in My Holder, Keep It Burning

A nursery version:

Little Nanny Etticoat
In a white petticoat,
And a red nose;
The longer she stands
The shorter she grows.


A HORROR version:

Here comes a Candle to light you to Bed
Here comes a Chopper to Chop off your Head
Chip chop chip chop -
the Last Man's Dead.